Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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