final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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