Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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