If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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