Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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