Where did you get a picture of my penis
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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