do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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