Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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