a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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