Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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