I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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