Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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