Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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