I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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