What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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