News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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