phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I will pee on everything he values.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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