I think I am morally bankrupt
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Randomize
