yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
a search helicopter?!
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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