he thought i was a dude.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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