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I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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