yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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