Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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