Plan B is the new Plan A
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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