SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm at about main and main street
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I made him laugh his dick is mine
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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