The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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