what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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