How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i now understand why vodka
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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