Do you still have your period?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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