My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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