My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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