Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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