what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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