got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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