im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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