I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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