you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work