dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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