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I think I died a long time ago.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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