He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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