i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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