my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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