theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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