wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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