We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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