How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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