i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
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ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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