So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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