then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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