lets start a swedish sibling band together
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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