So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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