you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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