we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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